Have we ever even answered this great question with regard to mankind? Who would get there quicker? I MUST KNOW!
2007-10-03 03:21:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Joshua B...I forgot about that crafty owl! cheater!
2007-10-03 03:26:27 · update #1
Well that is a great question. Lets start from the top. If God all knowing and all present and is outside of time then he would already know the answer. With this in mind if God and I both started to lick at a tootsie roll at the same time, I would eventually finish mine and eat it and digest it and expel it. So if God is omni-present then he is in the tootsie pop I ate, he would literally be licking himself out of my butt for all eternity. I hope it takes god a long time to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center. I can sleep well now, hope you can too.
2007-10-03 10:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Tuss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is also in the Tootsie Pop, He is both the licker and the lickee. We could just as well ask how many licks does it take for the Tootsie Pop to get to the center of God.
And actually, since God is eternal and not bound by time there would be no beginning or end to the licking, so God is always already both outside and at the center of said Tootsie Pop. Now you know; and knowing is half the battle!
2007-10-03 10:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by ledbetter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd assume that he could just reach in and extract the center without touching the candy.
Would a bunch of hollow tootsie pops falling from the sky be evidence of god?
2007-10-03 10:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is already at the center of the tootsie roll pop when it is being created ;o)
2007-10-03 10:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by beauty4ashes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The real question is: could god create a lollipop so big that he couldn't lick to the center of it? Hmmmmm ....
2007-10-03 10:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the owl proved it to be 3 licks, one crunch.
2007-10-03 10:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua B 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
god would just will it to be at the centre (if he existed) so he would win
2007-10-03 10:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's already there.
2007-10-03 10:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋