A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. " Just place this between your cheek and gum.
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
2007-10-03 01:32:29 · 15 answers · asked by treving 42 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to warn my hubby about this just in case he'll ask for a shave and the rest wil happen to him.lol.That was very funny.10.
2007-10-03 02:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i admire my companion, being on holiday in a heat place and pay days I loath people who're loaded and havent accomplished something to attain it i.e. WAGs, people who've inherited wealth from their family members etc
2016-10-20 21:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by dunston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeewwwwwww! LOL!
2007-10-03 02:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Tartan Duck 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mean... those clients actually come back, ha-ha.
Must taste pretty good.
2007-10-03 02:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lovely, if I could nominate you for an award, i would
2007-10-03 02:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by cleo s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am crying, my sides hurt - it's your fault for making me laugh so much.
2007-10-03 10:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha lol nice 1 mate good stuff
2007-10-03 02:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My secretary is rolling on floor!!! lol
2007-10-03 01:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-03 02:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww yuck, but very funny :)
2007-10-03 01:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by bec 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋