in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies
"Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
"Chop chop."
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
2007-10-03 01:16:25 · 14 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You started my day off with a good chuckle ! Thanks
The scared Leader Dog made me laugh the most I wasn't expecting the dog .
Also,I laughed at the shellfish (cute),
the elephant ( you can see how the elephant would wonder )and the humanitarian.( so clever !)
2007-10-03 01:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Bemo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 00:43:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving one all pretty good. Heard the first one before long time ago. Gave us idea to use it on guys that didn't lock their cars at the plant.
2007-10-03 01:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good ones..
however i didn't get the point of "not starring if we like it"...
i'm gng to disobey you and give u a star, coz i liked it a lot... hope u dont mind
2007-10-03 01:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No no no no no boring and rubbish almost with the elephant one but mostly pants.
2007-10-03 01:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a vegetarian eats vegetables, humanitarian eats humans i guess...
2007-10-03 01:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by hello 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats good, i like the elephant one.
2007-10-03 01:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by James10 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i answered this very funny one i think unless it never posted !the 1st one was so funny :)
2007-10-03 01:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-03 03:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the first one is really funny... . im giving one * .. :)
2007-10-03 01:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Marie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋