The teacher asks all the children what there fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out,fireman, policeman , salesman,chippy, captain of industry etc, but young Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good , he'il go out with a man ,rent a cheap hotel room and sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if this was true.
"NO" said Edward , "He plays Rugby for Ireland but i was too embarrassed to say miss"
2007-10-02 23:51:29 · 16 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey there invader it must be too early for you!!!!
2007-10-03 00:00:19 · update #1
Lol Richy a couple of weeks ago he would have been embarrased if huis dad was playing for England against South Africa,remember 36-0.
Good to have you back hope you enjoyed your holiday.Thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-10-03 01:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-10-03 01:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by ashok shetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! thanx for that - but why do some answerers think you need to ask a question in a joke section!
Lighten up folks this is all a big game...
2007-10-03 01:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by treving 42 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 04:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow excellent.
2007-10-03 00:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A great one.
2007-10-03 00:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Nice one :o)
2007-10-03 00:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, lol i think that was my son she was talking to but don't tell anyone
2007-10-03 00:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe brilliant lol
2007-10-03 00:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-03 00:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by blonderosey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋