Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
2007-10-02 21:43:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaa you're on a roll today hun, another excellent joke, got to remember this one .... roflmfto
2007-10-03 09:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Hey, once I was riding in a car with a co worker thru Beverly Hills Calif. She got pulled over, the cop started to give her a ticket She said, Oh, are you giving me a ticket to the policeman's ball? This cop answered, with a straight face, "Ma'm the Beverly Hills Police Dept does not HAVE balls" I lost it right about then!
2007-10-02 21:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
final time i grew to become into in Vegas Chris Angel had a protracted term settlement with Luxor. in the adventure that your mothers and fathers gets you tickets you shoujld be waiting to work out the coach. perhaps even set up a meet & greet yet i'm not so valuable approximately that.
2016-11-07 03:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-10-02 22:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
do having tickets mean you have to pay something?
i don't have a car so i know nothing about ticketing.
but it seems like he was abusing his power to ticket so maybe you can complain about him on the nearest police station?
2007-10-02 21:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by mina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were lucky. In the UK the lovely police people always ask first "Is this your vehicle" so we could never get away with that.
2007-10-02 21:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaaa, sounds just like you hahahaha
2007-10-03 10:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo's at it again - my page clearly states "UK & Ireland questions only" yet here we have an American one together with American answers - viz Wal-Mart (WHO?) and Beverley Hills etc. We want John Lewis and Oxford Street over here, and it's unfortunately not a very funny joke anyway - and YES, before you all start, I KNOW THAT ANYBODY CAN USE THE UK /I SITE - but please give us something a bit better than this ! ! !
2007-10-02 22:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by minefelloff 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
3rd of ure jokes i read keep em comin u rock
2007-10-04 08:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that was cruel of you, but really funny hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-02 23:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋