A woman visiting Salt Lake City in the latter half of the 18th century sees someone that she thinks may be Brigham Young, the leader of the Mormon church. Woman: "Are you Brigham Young?" Brigham Young: "I am." Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that is the head of the Mormon
church?" Brigham Young: "I am." Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that led the Mormons to Utah?" Brigham Young: "I am." Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that denounces all Christian religions as false except Mormonism?" Brigham Young: "I am." About this time, the woman is beginning to lose her temper. Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young who preaches polygamy?" Brigham Young: "I am." Now she's really getting mad. Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young who has 26 wives?" Brigham Young: "I am." Then furiously, she says - Woman: "You ought to be hung!" Brigham Young: "I am."
2007-10-02 20:56:24 · 9 answers · asked by Viva Life 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's 4/10.....very average..........one for u..
It was Schneider's birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the door. "Telegram!" He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing telegram?" Schneider asked the messenger boy. "No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore." "I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you bend the rules and make an old man happy?" "Sorry." "Please," begged Schneider. "Today's my birthday." "Oh, all right," said the boy, "Dah – dah – dee ... dee – dee - dah, Your sister Ruth is dead!"
2007-10-02 21:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eh...got a small chuckle, but no big laughter. Guess it depends on who you ask.
2007-10-03 04:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by Misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a chuckle
2007-10-03 16:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Ender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's one of those jokes that you feel bad for laughing at afterwards.
2007-10-04 02:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Feelin Randi? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, that was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
2007-10-03 23:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long.
2007-10-03 03:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-10-03 04:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand!
its so lame.
2007-10-03 03:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by champs 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dunno.. i didn't read it it's tooooo looooonnngggggg
2007-10-03 04:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by cindiee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋