A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."
2007-10-02 16:27:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
2007-10-02 16:28:01 · update #1
Pretty good one ! About your poem "The 1st Time" : A cows eyes are brown.
2007-10-02 18:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess he was just as curious as everyone else! He wanted to see what was behind the fig leaf! Bad pastor!
2007-10-03 01:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-10-02 23:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by The Unshushable 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but wouldn't the lights have gone off in the restroom too? It's funnyish
2007-10-02 23:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by caminolargo76 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a good one i got after a loooong time! * from the sky!
2007-10-03 00:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was only checking that it wasn't a lewd or lacivious statue!
2007-10-02 23:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it was very well light humor. I like it!
2007-10-03 19:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
lol
2007-10-02 23:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by ❀'MaKeUp' YoUr MiNd❀ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-10-03 00:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by Cindy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i dont get it can anyone explain? :)
2007-10-03 01:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by Cutie Princess101 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋