JOKE>>>>>>> A man joins the foreign legion,?

Question

And after a couple of weeks he goes to the master at arms
and asks "What do we do for women around here?
To which he replied " There are no women around here, so some men are sent out to herd up some camels & as it goes you'r in luck cos today is the day".
With that all hell breaks loose men are running around shouting the camels are coming, the camels are coming,
I understand the camels are coming he said
But why is everybody running around?
To which the reply came " well you don't want to get an ugly one do you?

Answer 1

hell no
that wa sa funn ykoke

Answer 2

Nice one, just like:
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

Answer 3

A variation to this same one:

A man joins the foreign legion,?

And after a couple of weeks he goes to the master at arms
and asks "What do we do for women around here?
To which he replied " There are no women around here, so there's a camel available behind the barracks. Just use it at night when no one's looking!"

The man decided to try his luck this same night. Deep at night, he went behind the barracks and proceeded to do it to the camel. After a few minutes, a loud scream and camel sounds were heard throughout the base.
The Master at arms ran to see what happened and saw our man stuck in the camel.
He asked: "What do you think you are doing?"
The man said he was only following the advice given in the day.
The master at arms replied:"You stupid fool, you are screwing our means of transport! You should have used this camel to transport you to the brothel in town!!"

Answer 4

lol...here's one for u

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

CHeeRioS

Answer 5

LMSUIAO There's nothing worse than having to work with an ugly Camel, it just doesn't inspire that certain romantic feeling.
The chase is always fun though LOL

Answer 6

Charming.

Answer 7

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 8

that's really funny or should i say it was really funny when people ran off to join them when they were in trouble else where in the 1940's i believe

Answer 9

O.O

whoa...

ewwww!!!!

lol!!

haha

Answer 10

Arrrrgh...

I've been hit by a bad joke...