Riddle????

Question

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Good luck!

to Justin H:

hahaha. the second purpose of this test was to indirectly test what you would turn to when faced such a question. one such as you, like I predicted, would search the internet for an answer which is why you would know. thank you. you should be proud of yourself. you're the first to answer this riddle correctly

Answer 1

ok. i have no clue.. I was gonna say The Sun, but thats wrong. you better post the answer or email it to me!! it's buggin the crap out of me now..
How the heck is the first guy right??

Ok, I had to do some searching and this is what I found.. there is an answer and the last line is NOT part of the riddle!!

...The answer is

'Time'

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

Time is the answer :)
It's a poem and I have no clue who wrote it, but thanks to shangy for the insight!!!!

Answer 2

Darn it riddle wait until I squeeze the come out of you pancakes like bubbles of pee in an effort to make you cry while you comb your hair you dull icicle and i can shove it up the polar bears white you already know what. No not anything up there that's for definite.

Answer 3

The answer is quite simple, no! You asked me, "Can you guess the riddle?" The answer is no!!! Hahahaha! Good one!

Answer 4

Can I guess the riddle? THe answer is no

Answer 5

pressure

time

Answer 6

what's the answer?? time??

Answer 7

TIME

Answer 8

you copied this off someone. stop copying you copier

Answer 9

nothing