2007-10-02 13:39:49 · 37 answers · asked by KarlosCharlos 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pfft celebrity!! you could go shopping with her/him :]
2007-10-02 13:41:35 · answer #1 · answered by Vickyy<3 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
it's OBVIOUS here that the only answer that you will mark without a thumbs down is Celebrity.... however, they BOTH have good AND bad points..... a donkey can haul things and pull things and help you do outside work... a celebrity can afford to PAY for someone else to do all the outside work... a donkey is expensive to feed----ever see what a CELEBRITY can eat? they don't often snack at McDonalds either!!! A donkey can be stubborn ... ever see how stubborn a celeb can get? Let's see, Roseanne? Rosie O'Donnell? Donald Trump??? A celebrity can get you INTO shows, sporting events, concerts, a donkey can get you into a BARN.... a celebrity MIGHT be fun to party with if you want your face plastered all over the news the next day.... a Donkey doesn't drink much. So, even though you will PROBABLY give me a THUMBS DOWN, I TOO have to say I'd rather have a DONKEY---UNLESS I could have RICHARD GERE and GEORGE CLOONEY and I was able to do WHATEVER I WANTED with them!!!! (and it would be something I would NEVER EVER do with a donkey)!!!! hahaha
2007-10-02 13:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMSUIAO No offence taken, the donkey is definitely the most useful, aside from the hard work that the donkey does there's the question of sense and yoou'll get more fecking sense out of the donkey. Unlike you I don't fecking care if some "Celebrity" @sshole is offended by this when they start to experience real life they all crumble without their gopher's.
2007-10-02 19:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donkey. A celebrity is nothing but entertainment for the media and society.
A donkey will never drop his baby--because it could never hold it.
A donkey will never give us a "nipple slip."
A donkey will never make a sex tape.
You can touch a donkey without being dragged away by a buff bodyguard.
A donkey will never drink or say stupid things like "rock scientist," "that's hot."
A donkey does not cause tabloids to go crazy about his or her weight.
A donkey doesn't have a camera nearby 24/7.
Why the thumbs down? I'm just being honest. 1 more.
A donkey will never make it seem as if its life is more engrossing than what's going on in Iraq.
2007-10-02 13:43:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
The donkey, cause you can use it for a show in Mexico on demand.
The only time you will see something like that with a celebrity is if they wanna get famous.
2007-10-02 13:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by PeguinBackPacker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're the paparazzi, then a celebrity. If you're the National Enquirer, TMZ, or Fox News, a celebrity. For the rest of us, a donkey can carry stuff, and , um, er, carry stuff. Plus the donkey has less upkeep.
2007-10-02 13:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by slushsledelephant 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The donkey.
2007-10-02 13:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by Nae 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A celebrity,
you can only ride a donkey so far,
but a celebrity can take you to heaven & back.
2007-10-02 14:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u can sell the celebrity for signatures
the donkey could plow a field if ur a farmer
but.....if u were totally starving to death and had nothing else to eat, at least u could BBQ the beast in a pinch
GL
2007-10-02 13:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by Man of Ideas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A donkey.. Its true. It actually has some puposes. Celebrities are way waaaay overpayed for doing something that a lot of people can do. They get paid more for doing their "job" than other people get paid doing a harder and more important for society job. Its messed up. And dont even get me started on professional sports players. Pssh.
2007-10-02 13:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
donkey
2007-10-02 14:46:57 · answer #11 · answered by Squirt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋