Bananas are better than men because..............
The average banana stays hard for a week.
The average banana is at least 6 inches long.
A banana never suffers from performance anxiety.
Bananas are easy to pick up.
You can fondle bananas in a supermarket...
... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
Bananas can get away any weekend.
A banana will always respect you in the morning.
A banana doesn't ask. "Am I the first".
Bananas don't care if you are a virgin.
Bananas won't tell other bananas you're not a virgin anymore. With
bananas you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
Bananas don't have sex hang-ups.
You can have as many bananas as you can handle.
You only eat bananas when you feel like it.
Bananas never need a round of applause.
Bananas won't ask:-
Am I the Best?
How was it?
Did you come? How many times?
A banana won't mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over.
A banana will never make a scene because there are other bananas in the
fridge.
No matter how old you are you can always get another banana.
A banana will never give you a hickey.
Bananas can stay up all night...and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
Bananas won't leave you wondering for a month.
Bananas won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
A banana never forgets to flush the toilet.
A banana doesn't flush the toilet when you are in the shower,
Bananas don't compare you to a centerfold.
Bananas don't tell you they like you better with long hair.
A banana will never leave you for :-
Another woman
Another man
Another banana.
You always know where your banana has been.
Bananas don't have mid-life crisis.
Bananas don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
A banana doesn't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
Bananas never expect you to have little bananas.
It's easy to drop a banana.
2007-10-02 13:28:04 · 26 answers · asked by daffydd max 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A star for you.
A banana has feelings---No that's peelings!! OH!!
2007-10-02 18:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im just like a banana then almost
oh yea level 3
2007-10-02 20:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats the best info and sssooo very true,thanks for the laugh and the info and have a star on me.
2007-10-02 20:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The banana says to the vibrator -why are you shaking shes going to eat me!
2007-10-02 23:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your just like a banana, born green, live yellow, and then die rottens.
2007-10-02 23:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best man/item comparison I've heard in years LMFAO!!!
2007-10-02 20:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by Landra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg im hungary for a banana
2007-10-03 00:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right...but bananas are lifeless.
2007-10-02 20:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-02 22:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggles i havnt heard this for awhile
2007-10-02 20:41:08 · answer #10 · answered by Jess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋