in walks a well-dressed bloke who orders a beer & sits by himself at the end of the bar.
The 2 builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit....
Dave: I reckon he's an accountant.
Bob: No, he's a stockbroker. Or a solicitor maybe.
Dave: He ain't a stockbroker! A stockbroker or solicitor wouldn't come in a place like this!
They swap opinions for a while, then after several more beers Dave has to go to the toilet. On entering the loo, he sees that the 'suit' is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity (& the beer) gets the better of him.
Dave: Er, 'scuse me, no offence meant like, but me & mu mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: No offence taken. I'm a Logic Scientist actually.
Dave: Oh right. So what's that then, exactly?
Suit: Let me explain by example. Do you have a goldfish at home?
Dave: Erm... well, yeh, I do, as it happens.
Suit: Well, it's ogical that you'd keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?
Dave: It's in a pond.
2007-10-02 13:18:45 · 10 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Suit: Then it's also reasonable to assume you lhave a big house & garden
Dave: Yeh, I have got quite a big garden.
Suit: So if you have a big garden, you've probably got a big house too?
Dave: Yeh. I've got a 5 bedroom house. Suit: So it would be logical to assume that you don't live in a big house alone?
Dave: No, there's the wife & 4 kids.
Suit: 4 children? It seems logical that you & your wife are sexually active on a regular basis?
Dave: Yep. At least 4 times a week!
Suit: Well then, it's logical to suggest that you don't m*stur*b*te very often.
Dave: Me? No! Never!
Suit: Well there you are! That's Logical Science at work!
Dave: How's that then?
Suit: Well, from finding out you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Dave: Oh I see! That's pretty clever that. Thanks mate.
They both go back to the bar & Bob says "I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does for a living?"
Dave replies "Yep. He's a Logical Scientist"
Bob : So what's that
2007-10-02 13:45:38 · update #1
Dave: I'll try to explain. Have you got a goldfish?
Bob: Nope
Dave: Well, then, you're a w*nk*r!
2007-10-02 13:47:40 · update #2
Nice one, but Jimmy Jones tells it better. I'll have 2 watch the DVD this weekend now
2007-10-04 07:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by george d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your brain-fart the rest of the joke?
2007-10-02 14:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-02 20:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
BOB THE BUILDER?!
2007-10-02 13:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What am I missing?
2007-10-02 13:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wasnt that funny!
2007-10-02 13:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok thats great. Please don't spoil it by adding details. Its perfect as it is.
2007-10-02 13:21:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that wern't funny! no offence!
2007-10-02 13:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by kirst205 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-10-02 13:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by Afi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Great joke thanks for the laugh
2007-10-02 20:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋