Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
2007-10-02 13:11:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Amen!
2007-10-02 13:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What the heck?! whilst i replaced into Catholic I constantly enjoyed animals, even now! I easily have lots of christian and catholic friends and that they've canines, cats. So definite. The bible would not say you could no longer =D Animals are impressive!! Love regulations!!
2016-12-17 15:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by cavallo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh...to bad money will get not get a single soul to heaven. Jesus addressed this with the rich young ruler. If money was excepted, than it would just cheapen God and Heaven. It is the one thing that mankind is good at, cheapening things.
2007-10-02 13:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't forget to get your dog blessed on St Francis Day(Oct 4)
2007-10-02 13:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by James O 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This was cute and funny, I liked it. :^)
I wonder how much it would cost to get a dog canonized?
2007-10-02 13:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Both of my dogs are Catholic, so I know they will appreciate this!
2007-10-02 15:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by SigGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
that was kinda funny, especially if you think of the irish accent.
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2007-10-02 13:15:37 · answer #7 · answered by Quailman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-10-02 13:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So funny, ROFL, loved it
2007-10-02 13:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by TigerLily 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-02 13:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋