FSM!! Calling all Pastafarians!?

Question

I am thinking of converting, I need to have answers to the following questions:
1. Why do you say RAmen?? Why is it in capitals?
2. Do you celebrate holidays like Christmas and Halloween?
3. Is this a religion for people who are not religious (atheist or agnostic), where you basically mock other religions if you get what I'm saying?
4. Is the Gospel worth buying if I convert?
5. Is this an appropriate religion for a 13 year old girl?
6. Please explain to me everything Pastafarians do and don't do THANK YOU SO MUCH!! <3

What is his noodly appendage???

I was born catholic, I've been there done that, it's not for me. No offense, I just can't bring myself to believe in that, there is no scientific proof that backs it up. It's logic and common sense to me. I don't mean to offend anyone.

Answer 1

1) Ramen means praise, it comes from the wonderful and tasty Ramen noodle. I do not capitalize my A in RAmen, many do because it signifies respect, kind of like someone saying "G-d"

2) I celebrate them because it was the PIRATES who originally started them!!! Think about it! A flying fat man? He must've eaten a lot of yummy noodles. And a flying sleigh? Very close to a magical flying sailing ship.

3) You MUST be religious. You must eat noodles at least tree times a week, praise the holy FSM, and make sure to thank him every single day by praying.

4) YES it is!!

5) YES YES YES! You are never too old or too young to convert and repent to the forgiving and merciful FSM!

6) You can do just about anything.

Answer 2

1. To honor the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is the creator of the universe and the bestower of all things noodly
2. Yes, but only while wearing pirate regalia and we make sure to celebrate with a pasta feast
3. No, why would we ever mock religion? Pastafarianism is just the logical choice, that's all. The FSM loves you.
4. The gospel of the FSM contains the truth to the origin of the world. It is a very important book
5. This is an appropriate religion for everyone, and is the only religion with undeniable evidence.
6. we do wear pirate regalia. We don't believe in the Atkins diet

RAmen!

Answer 3

1. RAmen(makes fun of the noodles and Amen of Christianity)
2. Yes. We celebrate Mardi Gras too. Come to the party. Bring beer and strippers.
3. Yes. This is not a true religion, it's a mock religion.
4. If you really want to read it, sure.
5. Probably not, as Pastafarian Heaven has beer volcanoes and stripper factories, all as far as the eye can see.
6. I don't know, but Pastafarians love the FSM.

Answer 4

1. "RAmen" means "truth", but also serves as a standard praise to His Noodliness.
2. You just missed the great Pastafarian holiday: Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19).
3. Yes, one must be religious to be a Pastafarian. The drop in the number of pirates is directly responsible for global warming.
4. Of course! It is the Truth, the Way.
5. There is nothing inappropriate in Pastafarianism for anyone. Feel free to join in!
6. Do: eat lots of pasta, dress in pirate regalia
Don't: avoid pasta.

Answer 5

Too be honest, at age 13, you shouldn't be worrying about what religion to convert to. It is a mock atheist religion. These people are very mature, and I'm worried that you will be confused. You need to understand true spirituality before becoming athiest. Being a blind athiest is the same as being a blind christian or anyother religion. Religion is not a joke, it is the basis or moral development and spiritual growth, as well as a powerful tool for those who wish to corrupt the minds of others.

If you are interested joining a religion, or coverting, I would recommend learning about all religion: Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddism, Taoism ect. (I would be careful about any athiestic religion, underground religion, and even caution about scientology, because even though the people of scientology are truely good people, some higher ups may have other agendas. Actually, thinking about this, this is true for all religions, so be careful.)

Just please, enjoy your childhood, dont grow up to fast.
Always question your surroundings.
Keep and open mind.
and most importantly, dont always trust what youve been told

Answer 6

1. Ramen may and may not be capitilized, either way is correct.

2. Of course, any reason to celebrate is good.

3. Anyone who is rational minded and doesn't take themselves too seriously can be an FSM.

4. Like most truely religious followers, I haven't read the holy book.

5. Yes.

6. There is no do and don't do, there is only the list of things the FSM would like we didn't do.


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Answer 7

1 because it's funny.
2 Yep, and made up ones too. But our holiest day is "talk like a pirate day" for obvious reasons.
3 Nice of you to catch on so quickly/
4 Yes! It's very funny.
5 Of course.
6 Whatever they want to or don't want to.

You're welcome.

Answer 8

You don't need to understand the FSM (pbuh). Just surrender yourself, and you will be touched by his noodly appendage.

Answer 9

My advice is to read the Bible and find your answer there. A good bible preaching church is a good place to go to learn about God. Don't be deceived. When you are in a maze there are many ways to go but there is only one way that you can get completely through the maze. There is only one Lord and that is Jesus Christ. I know you have probably heard Jesus really does love you he gave his life for you. God bless you

Answer 10

LoL- Just remember, WWCSMD? "What Would Crazy Spaghetti Monster Do?"