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In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong.
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Peter was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. 'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed with a smile. "Thats enough" replied Peter. 'Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and chris can buy the ticket!'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?' The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still
2007-10-02 12:36:20 · 7 answers · asked by **beep** 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for dinner.' 'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!' 'I know all that.' 'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?' 'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.'
2007-10-02 12:37:14 · update #1
the inomplete one::
have mine"
thanks for remindind and yeah im a miss not a sir lol
2007-10-02 13:01:18 · update #2
reminding*
2007-10-02 13:02:14 · update #3
lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! star star
2007-10-02 12:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there !
The story of the father, son and "intelligence" ....incomplete ?
tto curious about the unfinished sentence ..pls...
but here comes your star....my hats off to you...sir...
best wishes !
2007-10-02 12:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by suresh k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I enjoyed them all so have a star.
2007-10-02 12:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My star is for the grieving widow!! lol
2007-10-02 18:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have a star!
2007-10-02 12:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther is yur star, bravo
2007-10-02 12:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Maddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-02 12:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by ВИТЁК! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋