Heard about the baby boy born last week with no eyelids. the doctors used his foreskin to make some and now he is cockeyed!
2007-10-02 11:51:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Man born in London was born with his penis growing halfway up his leg,
I think he's a Cockney
2007-10-02 12:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 04:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by marolf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and I heard about the baby girl born yesterday without a vagina, but the doctors just couldn't fix her and now she's bushwhacked!
2007-10-02 11:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Vera C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think of the foresight he'll have. He made out better than the boy who had his eyelids made out of his scrotum skin, he'll always have bags under his eyes.
2007-10-02 12:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-02 13:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, right Ted.
2007-10-02 11:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by Monica O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehee - ahh you 'crack' me up -
careful of the one eye monster seeking his revenge init though
2007-10-02 12:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PER...LEEEZE!
You lot here are awful!
(So why am I (half) laughing & giving out stars?)
2007-10-02 12:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-02 20:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one, thx
2007-10-02 12:43:12 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋