A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?". "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck". The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer". "That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
2007-10-02 11:48:42 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!! bad priest...................lol
2007-10-03 10:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny,now his got the priest to help him aswell,thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-10-02 12:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U just got my day started with a great big smile!
Thank that priest for all of us!
2007-10-02 18:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha great one! Thx for the laugh, keep em coming. Star!!!
2007-10-02 12:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good have a star
2007-10-02 12:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by Kerensa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha guess the priest don't like lawyers either!!!
:-)))
2007-10-02 12:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-02 15:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little disappearing irish puggy x lol x keep them coming x
2007-10-02 18:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trucker now has God on his side!! hahahahahahahaha!!
2007-10-02 13:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice awesome
2007-10-02 12:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by cody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
They say God works in mysterious ways?
2007-10-02 18:18:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋