Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday.
Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking about how they would fill out the foursome.
A woman standing nearby said, “Hey, I like to golf, May I join the group ?”
They were hesitant, but invited her to play a round, after which they would decide whether to bring her in permanently.
They all agreed and she said, “Good, I’ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.”
She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under-par round.
The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her.
Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round.
The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said, “OK, I’ll be here at 6:30 or 6:45.”
Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning.
Only this time, she played left-handed and matched her 7-under-par score of the previous week.
2007-10-02 11:43:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
By now the guys were totally amazed and they asked her to join the group for keeps.
They had a beer after their round and one of the guys asked her,
“How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed ?”
She said, “That’s easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude.
If his pecker is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed.
If it’s pointing to the left, I golf left-handed.”
Another member of the group asked, “What if it’s pointing straight up ?”
She replied, “Then I’ll be here at 6:45.”
2007-10-02 11:44:09 · update #1
Lol that was sooo funny thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-10-02 12:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I like golfing jokes.
How about this one?.
A man staggers into a hospital with multple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly round his throat.
A doctor asked "What happened to you"?
The man said "I was teaching my wife how to play golf when she sliced her golf ball into a field of cows.
After looking for the ball for a few minutes, I found it stuck in a cows fanny".
I yelled out to my wife. " This looks like yours ".
I don't remember much after that!.
2007-10-03 09:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by MIckey Dip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 it`s a hole in 1.lol
2007-10-02 14:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one have a star
2007-10-02 12:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kerensa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I see you've met my wife LOL
2007-10-02 13:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-02 20:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that's one in a hole!!!
2007-10-02 19:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋