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some kind of mysterious rando guardian angel bust me out and get me on my way towards the life of a fugitive on the run? If not, why? It's happened before. Repeatedly, even.

2007-10-02 11:16:43 · 10 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Yes, rando, not random.

2007-10-02 11:19:34 · update #1

DN: It's on backorder, my lovely.

2007-10-02 11:33:23 · update #2

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I'd swing by, pick up the Nolte, we'd come in guns-a-blazin, and bust you out gangster style.

Then we'd be off to Mexico where we'd run a smuggling ring while drinking little drinks with umbrellas in them while lounging on the beach.

2007-10-02 11:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 3 0

Of course! You'll also have a vile temptress devil in the guise of a beautiful woman who will try to lead you astray, but ye shall prevail.

2007-10-02 18:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3 0

All you do is to call God, then he will strike all the guard with the plague - then Jesus comes down fully armed and shoot any survivors and then release you afterwards.

2007-10-02 18:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would say NO...but anything is possible.
I wouldn't repeat what you just said, because you may wind up some place you
never thought you would be....OR maybe that could be an easy out for YOU!!

2007-10-02 18:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 2 1

I'm too pretty for jail. I'd have to latch onto the Nolte for protection.

2007-10-02 18:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6 0

Sir Brandon, I would really like to smoke some of what you got sometime.

2007-10-02 18:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 5 0

No, but you WILL have a big, hairy, sexy cell mate named Chico who will insist that you pick up his soap in the shower.

2007-10-02 18:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I think you were dreaming, the angels don't like running away with you.

2007-10-02 18:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by cass 7 · 0 2

not likely

Romans 10

2007-10-02 18:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by robert p 7 · 0 3

yes, and that angel will be me
for i am awesome...

2007-10-03 12:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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