A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother." The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"
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Little Billy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Billy. "Giving up?"
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A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas. A sign in front of a restaurant reads, "Happy Hour Special: Lobster Tail and Beer." "Hot damn," the cowboy says to himself, "My three favorite things!"
2007-10-02 10:56:27 · 14 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats some crazy funny $hit!!!
2007-10-02 11:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Little Billy is just about to be texted to my mates
Thank you
2007-10-02 18:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Billy if the best.
2007-10-02 17:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the last one the best.
2007-10-02 18:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones
2007-10-03 01:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one and the last one the middle one was a groaner!! I like the short ones !! Short and sweet!! hahahahahahahaha!!
2007-10-02 20:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-02 22:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao I liked them all, thx for the laughs, keep em coming, star!
2007-10-02 18:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pretty good. Liked the first one the best : P : ) = ]
2007-10-02 18:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one it was the best
2007-10-02 20:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol jim not your best but worthy of a star
2007-10-02 18:01:01 · answer #11 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋