would He drive a golf cart on city streets, like most of the old, insane people do over there? Would his golf cart have ridiculously oversized tires, like for romping over stuff? Would it be legal for Him to drive on the sidewalks also, since He's, ya know, Jesus and all?
2007-10-02 10:32:29 · 16 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sweeeet, so you can relate to my past plights in good ol Where People Go To Die City, Media.
2007-10-02 11:12:10 · update #1
If Jesus lived in Sun City, Arizona I'd honk and give the old man the finger for driving his slow-as-**** golf cart on the street like very other 60+ prune. And no, I don't think it would be legal for him drive on the sidewalks, but that law doesn't stop any of the other oh-so polite and curtious grandparents form forcing bicyclist, pedestrians, and MYSELF off of the walkway and into the street -- only to dodge other 'strung out on their meds' seniors. Lord and savior MY ***. His treatment will be the same as any other.
2007-10-02 11:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew a Jesus Garcia once in Sun City. His golf cart had spinners and a horn that played "La Cucaracha."
2007-10-02 10:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't live in Arizona.
I was told he'd live in the southern US. He'd drive a jacked up chevy pickup with a rebel flag on the antenna, and a shotgun in the back window. He keep Natty Light iced down in his toolbox too.
2007-10-02 10:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would have a 'stretch' golf cart with a driver and a mini-bar. It would also be able to drive on water.
2007-10-02 10:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Big J would never live in Sun City, it is too easily missplled to be Sin City.
2007-10-02 10:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by Milepost 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is to Joe F..
that is by far one of the most disturbing things i've ever heard..
let's hope that jesus moves to sun city and does all that stuff! .. as opposed to the alternative..
2007-10-03 05:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think i'd be pretty glad if he opted for the golfcart rather than the Ford F-1bajillion tanker cityhick mobile agressor extroadinaire vehicle of massive destruction and cut-offingness. that's the official name of that vehicle by the way.
2007-10-03 03:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And he would die for your sins nightly...and by dying for your sins, I mean, play golf and wear loud, tropical shirts....
2007-10-02 10:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by The Doctor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure many Jesus' live there. Jesus son of God is everywhere.
2007-10-02 10:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by pattscool 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would be well tanned and wear too many pastel colors.
2007-10-02 10:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by Muppet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋