I want to enjoy the circus life but my mother-in-law won't let me?

Question

I want to join the circus. It sounds like so much fun. And considering I'm 2 feet tall they would accept me to ride elephants. Also, my voice is very high-pitched and squeaky. But my mother-in-law, Crenja, found out my plans from reading my diary. I don't know how she found it, considering I hid it on my ceiling fan, but anyway, she won't let me go. I am 55 and completely free to make my own decisions, but the old lady has told the police and they put me on house-arrest. How am I supposed to convince my mother-in-law to let me go after I'm off of house-arrest? I really want to be in the circus! =o)

Answer 1

just leave her one day. and bring your diary with you dude. then she won't find out about the drug your on.

Answer 2

Ay! Seems like everyone in the BIg Top has had to deal with a "Crenja" in their past. So, when we come thru town, we'll let ya know. The Fat Lady will come knocking at your door. And when she does , just tuck yourself under one of her chins. Your mother n law won't have a clue!

Answer 3

you have issues darlin. first of all, 55 and apparently living with mother in law AND keeping a diary on your ceiling fan...come on now. mothers in law cant tell you what to do, when to do it or how to do it. give her a big stiff kick in the @$$

Answer 4

alrighty then go for it..and what are you doing letting this woman control you what kind of bond do yall have ..what ?????she had you put on house arrest??? so you get a check and if you leave she wont be able to have control over you..tell the police this ....tell them that she is mentally .............f*** all that..... you are frakin grown and I cant believe that I am telling a grown man what to do ,,,,where is your back bone

Answer 5

There you go again forgetting your medications!

Answer 6

Look, just walk out that doggie door, & never look back.

Answer 7

LOL