The birds and bees... version 2005... Cute one!
Bobby says: Daddy, how was I born?
Dad says: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
2007-10-02 09:18:10 · 5 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Teacher is teaching her third grade class a lesson on the senses, and how important the sense of taste is. She blindfolds 3 students and asks them to describe the flavor.
She gives them the first candy, and after a second of tasting it, the first kid yells out, "it's LEMON!" the other two agree.
The teacher gives them another piece of candy, and they all agree that it's strawberry.
Not wanting to make it easy for them, she gives them a more subtle flavor, and gives them a piece of honey candy. They're quiet for a while, twirling the candy around and guessing, "banana?"...."apple??"
The teacher says, "No, let me give you a hint, Your mommy's calls your daddy's this all the time"
One kid spits it out and says, "Spit em out you guys, they're assholes!!"
2007-10-02 09:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by L.A. Angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blind rabbit meets a blind snake and asks, "Can you tell me what I am?"
So the snake reaches out and touches the rabbit. "Hm, let's see. Twitchy nose... Floppy Ears... Cotton tail... You must be a rabbit!"
Then the snake asks, " Can you tell me what I am?"
So the rabbit reaches out and touches the snake. "Hm... Slimy... Forked tongue... Beady eyes... Low to the ground... You must be a lawyer!
2007-10-02 12:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by Goychie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute.
I think this joke was kind of funny........
What is the useless skin around the penis? The Man
2007-10-02 09:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by 1luv 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats cute
2007-10-02 09:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny thanks for the laugh,have a satar.
2007-10-02 09:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋