2007-10-02 08:21:45 · 9 answers · asked by Spartacus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He would forgive you with a round house and you would be thankful.
2007-10-02 08:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a very kind, gentle man. I'm sure he would forgive you your sins. It might not mean much towards getting you into heaven, but Chuck would probably do what he could.
2007-10-02 15:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you somehow offend Chuck? The only way you will know if he forgives you is to ask him.
If you are being a smart aleck and thinking that Chuck Norris somehow died for your sins, that is impossible. Chuck Norris needs a Savior just like the rest of us. Jesus Christ was God in the flesh, dying for the sins of the world, so that YOU might be reconciled to Him and be allowed to come into His holy presence.
God has forgiven you of your sins. You didnt even have to ASK! He says, that "while we were YET sinners, Christ died for us."
Your asking isnt even part of the equation. Your BELIEVING IT was ENUFF to do the job, IS.
2007-10-02 15:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by goinupru 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm that's a tough one...I think Chuck Norris is known more for a** kicking than forgiveness. But good luck with that! =)
2007-10-02 15:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by Vbonics 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually...any christian can forgive sins..(of course they don't know this) or probably understand it either...but, this is true...we can't wash you in the blood of Jesus,He has to do this..we also cannot make you "born again..." but, we do have power to forgive sins....we can't make you part of the family of God either..but, we can forgive...and Chuck Norris is a christian, so Yes, he probably will......bye....
2007-10-02 15:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. "Diamond" 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have sinned against Chuck then I think so..
If you have sinned against God, then Chuck can't help you, only Jesus can do that one.
2007-10-02 15:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, but i think you should apologize instead for being waaaay behind on the times and not knowing that chuck norris jokes went out like, a year ago.
2007-10-02 15:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by LostKeys30 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes he would, he forgave me and even autographed my "Enter the Dragon T Shirt".
Chuck is the Man.
2007-10-02 15:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a good way to get a roundhouse straight to HELL to me
2007-10-02 15:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by Free Radical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋