If not, what exactly does He say when He stubs his toe on the nightstand that He doesn't remember seeing last night, when sneaking out of some loose chick's townhouse at like 4:30 AM?
2007-10-02 07:49:20 · 32 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i bet if he did there would be a lot of nightstands, coffee tables, and all those other things one tends to hit their toes on floating around in hell.
he probably just yells Jesus Christ!
.. but then Jesus would be like.. yeah dad? oh crap i guess he's out of wine
2007-10-02 08:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
God doesn't exist. If God existed, he wouldn't speak in the sense we understand it, except to communicate with us. He also wouldn't have a toe, a nightstand, or the need to sneak out of a townhouse.
2007-10-02 07:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by ltpowers 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
For some odd reason, don't ak me why, he says Clooney damn it. What is the religious significance? I am pretty sure none whatsoever.
2007-10-02 19:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One of the ten commands is to "not take the lords name in vane" which is exactly what that satatment does. So my best guess is that no he would not say that.
However if I was God, I would consider the statement an acknowledgment of my power and therefore be happy for the use.
2007-10-02 07:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by mitch stein 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Joseph, Jesus's father, was probably the first to yell 'Jesus Christ! Shut the door...what were you born in a barn?"
2007-10-02 09:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
not sure but he get very upset every time he sneezes.
hasn't done it in years for that reason.
2007-10-02 07:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by jl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kind of cute!!♥ but I am thinking that God doesnt use profanity...
2007-10-02 07:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by just peachy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try asking this fictitious thing your lot call god, i would be very uninterested in the return to sender answer, not at this address
regards
Ryan Dior
2007-10-02 07:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I really don't think God ever gets in those kinds of situations.
2007-10-02 07:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by Avielleya 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I usually say God bless it!
2007-10-02 07:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋