I read them all the time.... a few I can remember...one was:
"one bible in the hand is worth more than two on the shelf"...
2007-10-02 07:46:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
2007-10-02 07:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
It wasn't on a marquee, but a hand lettered sign they had on the lawn promoting a skeet shooting event as a fundraiser "for the troops" back during Gulf War times.
The line that had me roaring with laughter was "Be Patriotic! Learn to shoot Yourself!"
2007-10-02 07:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Dusty Bibles=Dirty lives
2007-10-02 07:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There's a church in my hometown that always has the cutest sayings on their marquee. The most recent one for summertime was:
"Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!"
2007-10-02 07:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Sign broken message inside.
Also, there was the one that said seven days without god makes one week. The joke is supposed to be one weak, and they got it wrong. I emailed pictures to friends with it...lol.
2007-10-02 07:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
There's a church by us that changes theirs all the time.
This one I saw this morning...
What is missing from CH__CH? "UR"
2007-10-02 10:35:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Particularly tasteless after Hurricane Katrina: "God can turn a storm into a breeze!"
2007-10-02 07:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
"I need a sign"
Seriously. I almost went off the road. =0)
2007-10-02 07:54:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sermon..Do you know what HELL is!
in smaller letters below
come hear our new choir
2007-10-02 07:51:53 · answer #9 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Freedom isn't free." On several lately.
2007-10-02 07:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by l m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋