...is God not a monkey?
This is confusing, no?
No insults pls, only real answers with sence. Athiest can answer too if U want.
2007-10-02 07:29:34 · 26 answers · asked by Bajingo 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just as I thouhgt!!! God is NOT a monkey, and I KNEW it in my heart and SOUL. Athiest, UR proven wrong AGAIN!
Why U so arregant and WRONG at the same time LOLOL!!!1!
OMG!
2007-10-02 07:36:00 · update #1
yes UR right if God made U in His image then his image is not a monkey it is an Image Of God.
2007-10-02 07:42:16 · update #2
LOL!!! Eveshield777!!!! U RIGHT! OMG!
I never thought of it:
If man was so "evolved" (laugh @ that I know, LOL!!1 OMG) then he would have not developed clothing, he woul dhave developed more FUR!
LOL!!!111 Evalutionaists R so dumb!!!
2007-10-02 09:43:45 · update #3
Who said man came from a monkey???
God says I am created in His image, and He is not a monkey.
Adam and Eve werent monkeys, were they?
Not confusing at all.
Evolution is a THEORY and that simply means it has never been PROVEN true.
God says He created us out of the dust of the earth. I think , since He was there, and actually did the deed, He should know how it came down, dont you? Wink
2007-10-02 07:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by goinupru 6 · 1⤊ 11⤋
People would take you a lot more seriously if you made the effort to spell correctly and communicate clearly.
Humans did not evolve from monkeys, or even apes. Humans and monekys and apes all evolved from a common primate ancestor that no longer exists. So apes are more our genetic "cousins" than our grandparents.
Also, evolution neither proposes nor denies that there might be a God - God could have created this primate and then directed this creature's evolution into humans.
Please stop trolling and tossing out hot-button issues just to gain attention. Either ask real questions that you really want to know the answer to, or go find a chat room somewhere else.
2007-10-02 17:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a common misconception. Evolution does not say that people came from monkeys--it says that at one point in time humans shared a common ancestor with monkies. I for one, have never had any problem with belief in God and evolution. I believe that evolution is the mechanism through which God creates diversity of life. Why is it not in the Bible or other texts? -Would it really have been necessary or meaningful for God to reveal this stuff to the ancient Hebrews? -Stuff like evolution and DNA for example? And who is to say that God is any more or less a monkey than he/she/it is anything else?
2007-10-02 14:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Grimjeff 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We didn't "come from monkies" nor did we evolve from them. Humans and the great apes evolved together from a common ancestor. If people are going to attempt to refute evolution I suggests they do some research and get their stories straight before taking it on, lest they look like ignorant fools.
To the first answer: Creationism is also a theory that had also never been proven true. Evolution is more probable.
2007-10-02 14:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Megegie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
first of all, the genus homo sapien sapiens evolved from the great apes, not monkeys. this means that we are actually a species OF ape that split from a common ancestor about 5 to 7 million years ago which is why you still see chimpanzees, orangutans, and gorillas. this is the answer to that most insipid of questions by the 'faithful' who don't know anything about evolution...
2007-10-02 14:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by darwinman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i think monkeys are pretty cool, why cant God be a monkey? hindus have Hanuman! hes a monkey! i know sometimes i feel like a monkey... i know the people around me usually sound like monkeys... i dont see a problem with this whole monkey thing
2007-10-02 14:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by nacsez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is not a monkey because man never came from monkey. The whole idea of evolution is nonsense. If evolution is true (mutation is not evolution) why did things stop evolving, because it is now in a comfortable state? If that's true why do we see monkeys? Seeing that evolutionist believe that man came from monkeys because they wasn't happy about their state, why aren't the present monkey evolving also? It doesn't make any sense. God exist and he created all things. Laugh now... but i garuntee you later you'lll cry.
2007-10-02 14:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by a.braynen 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why do you have a problem with God being a monkey? Some monkeys are very nice.
2007-10-02 14:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by chemcook 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1 We did not come from monkeys - but a common ancestor
2 There is no god so him being a money or greater ape does not enter into it.
2007-10-02 14:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by Freethinking Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Are you kidding me? There is no evidedence god is real, but if there was, how do you know he is not a monkey? LOL
2007-10-02 14:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is God a he, for that matter?
Awfully convenient for God to be male, considering that societies around the time of Jesus were generally patriarchical.
Perhaps to maintain their power, those who transcribed the word of God transformed the nebulous entity God into a masculine one?
2007-10-02 14:34:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋