It is a well known fact that girls can be broken down mathematically, using the following:
We all know that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time * Money
And since we all know time is money:
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)²
And because money is the root of all evil:
Money = √Evil
Therefore:
Girls = (√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
2007-10-02 06:47:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damnnit. Have you read the section hwere this question is?
2007-10-02 06:55:03 · update #1
Ohhhh I love it! Wish I could star more than once! Pure Genius!
2007-10-02 07:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kaeldra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. The first statement is incorrect. Girls do not only require time and money, they require much more. Through millenia of experience, the number of variables can be assumed to tend to infinity. Hence, we can only conclude that their limit is undefined.
2016-04-07 00:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quoted for Truth
2007-10-02 06:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Money by itself is not evil. The LOVE of money is the root of evil.
2007-10-02 06:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, lovey, if you can prove I'm evil after we've spent a night together, then I'll listen.
2007-10-02 07:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.. oh my god.. that is so true! ;)
according to your ''fool proof' math equation..haha
i actually laughed out so loudly..
my flat mates must think I'm talking and having a good laugh with me self :s haha
2007-10-02 07:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bwahaha. I'm a girl and thought this was halarious XD and true.
2007-10-02 10:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen brother. Anything that bleeds one week out of every month and doesn't die must be a demon from hell...
star!
2007-10-02 06:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jason 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I totally agree with you. And I am a girl. But, you guys just couldn't live without us, now........could you? ;-)
2007-10-02 07:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by artistagent116 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
ok were did you come up witht his crap if that was the case then why arent all men gay??? You must like it all of ya'll keep running right back weather or not we are evil (and if u turn it around it spells live so you must not be able to live without us)
2007-10-02 06:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋