Never thank a woman for having sex with you.
Let her find out on her own that she's made a really bad mistake
Q: Why do blonde's drive BMW's instead of Porsche's?
A: They can't spell Porsche.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What do a blonde and rail road tracks have in common?
A: They get laid all over the country
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: FULL
Did you hear about the blonde who...
...had more on her body than on her mind?
Q: Why did God invent orgasms?
A: So blondes know when to stop screwing.
Q: What's a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air?
A: Collecting her thoughts
2007-10-02 06:32:03 · 3 answers · asked by ☆STAR☆ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you, here is your star.
2007-10-02 07:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God for the blondes:
Q: Why did God invent orgasms?
A: So blondes know when to stop screwing.
2007-10-02 07:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones
2007-10-02 08:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋