2007-10-02 06:29:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Air Travel
No
But i have in a closed door meeting before.
I blamed to person next to me.
2007-10-02 06:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You want the details....ok
I felt a small pain in my stomach. I could feel the gas going through my lower intestine getting closer to my anus.
I started to panic a little thinking is was about to come out with a vengeance. I managed to fight it back…but it persisted. At this point my cheeks where tight together and I am keeping as much composure as I can. I new I needed to let this out but how. With the pressure building I began formulating a plan.
I would let a little out, quietly then stop it. I could then determine the amount of smell I was about to release upon the unsuspecting victims of flight 2234 to Chicago. I started to relax to let a small amount out and felt the release of the gas from my anus which felt so good I could not stop.
It was like, a release of pressure that’s euphoria increased as it escaped from my body. At that moment the pleasure was too great to control.
I realized I was almost done just as my anus reverberated my smelly deed audibly across the cabin. I began to cough and slam things around to cover the sound; hoping to fool the other passengers. That may have worked but the smell made the cabin reek of my shame.
Thats when I felt another small pain in my stomach.
LOL
2007-10-02 13:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Unfortunately, the smell dissipated quickly. I was trying to clear the plane out so I could have the plane to myself.
2007-10-02 21:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I was the only other passenger except for one other woman on a bus once. She was sitting directly opposite me on the aisle seat.I had eaten a bean burrito and we pulled up to the next stop; this guy gets on, just as he's coming down the aisle between us I cut one. She looked at him and said "Pig" I said "yeah, really" and let him take the blame.
2007-10-02 13:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and the plane flew a lot faster. Arrived early.
2007-10-02 18:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Servette 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two words.... Recirculated air... Fart at the back of the cabin air is pulled to the front... :)
2007-10-02 14:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Cody K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They dropped the oxygen masks!
2007-10-02 13:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
every time i fly...the sound of engine usually drowns out noise and if they stink i blame the bratty kid kicking my chair.
2007-10-02 13:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by faztang 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, but nothing happened (and no one gagged, either)!
2007-10-02 13:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It smelled bad.
2007-10-02 13:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋