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.......should I have a fire extinguisher available?

2007-10-02 05:59:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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ROF*LAUGHING*
what else have you got on that shelf?

Ah you've been avin us on all this time - you're really a Christian!!

2007-10-02 18:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by ;) 6 · 0 0

Very funny! Nice one, friend. It is my opinion that the word of God easily extinguishes the more fanciful theories and thinking of men, but then, you would have to have read the Bible with an open mind and done a load of research in order to come to that conclusion. Just me sticking up for God!

2007-10-02 13:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Just bin the 'God Delusion', rubbish belongs with rubbish.

Such puerile trash does not deserve to share a shelf with the greatest and most inspiring work of literature the world has ever known, which has inspired some of the world's greatest art, music and architecture.

The Bible has been around for a couple of thousand years and will still be around for the next two thousand years (if the world survives that long) where will the 'God Delusion' be in two thousand years? The answer is self-evident.

2007-10-02 13:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by A.M.D.G 6 · 4 4

Yes you should have your fire extinguisher available, because The Nolte is going to burn down your house next time you zero in on his woman! Grotty's mine, get it?

2007-10-02 18:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. I don't have either. Lost my bible, and never got the God Delusion, though I did see a boring TV program on it.

2007-10-02 13:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's really funny you say this, because I really do have the bible next to the God Delusion on my car's front seat this morning.

I thought the same thing, is this even legal? LOL

2007-10-02 13:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tom Cruise 3 · 3 1

Hmm. I just checked my shelf and I have Everybody Poops next to Delicious Recipes for Potatoes. Interesting...

2007-10-02 18:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 4 0

replace the god delusion with deluded by dawkins, which refutes the god delusion by separating the inaccurate, unsubstantiated & irrelevant from whats actually accurate,

2007-10-03 15:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by maurice 7 · 0 0

Good for you!

Keep reading - try this physics book by Dr. Francis Collins, The Language of God.

2007-10-02 13:06:39 · answer #9 · answered by Elmer R 4 · 1 3

Or do as I did. Excercise fire prevention. Toss the bible.

2007-10-02 13:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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