Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has been examining creation stories, and has discovered a creation story from one of the non-canonical gospels.
According to The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the FSM created the Universe in seven days. Since the Bible said that God created the universe in seven days, the Gospel of the FSM must be using the FSM as a metaphor for the Abrahamic God.
God (in the form of the FSM) made and hid dinosaur fossils in the ground. Anytime we try to use radiometric dating to determine the age of those fossils, the FSM changes the results with his noodly appendage.
The Gospel of the FSM proves that evolution is false, because it explains exactly how the dinosaur fossils got into the ground, and why it seems like they're so much older than 6,000 years.
People might say that the FSM Gospel is non-canonical, but none of them can use DNA to prove that Jesus is not really the son of the FSM. Therefore, evolution is false!
2007-10-02 04:54:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Southpaw: Sweet! I suggest Mars. It'll fool those crazy evolutionists when the rovers find fossils on Mars.
2007-10-02 04:59:22 · update #1
Thank you for making that so perfectly clear! You had me at Em Adjineri!
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2007-10-02 05:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to burst your bubble, but when Jesus buried the dinosaurs he dropped his toothbrush. Found recently in a Coptic church, encased in gold, DNA was recovered. It did match the DNA of the FSM found in the sacred condoms of Hoboken.
The toothbrush, with the monogram " J.H.C." was found with dinosaur bones and a crutch.
Also, the Cup-O-Noodles Commercials which are faithful enactments of the Original Holy Writ, clearly show a man with a beard with a live dinosaur!
-Ramen_
2007-10-02 05:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've admitted to planning over 20 dinosaur fossil planting parties.
Next one is in 2 weeks. I'm thinking...China this time?
2007-10-02 04:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I have been touched by His noodly appendages. I have been blessed as a Pastafarian.
2007-10-02 04:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In what part of the bible does it give a full description of furry cuddly animals?
My point exactly.
2007-10-02 04:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by Spanky McSpank 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
personally i like SNM but FSM is kewl too
2007-10-02 05:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ramen, brother.
May his noodly appendage guide you.
2007-10-02 05:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by The Bassline Libertine 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm convinced. I'm converting to FSMism hehe
2007-10-02 04:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Megegie 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Lighten up on the marijuana
2007-10-02 05:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I want your sauce all over my face.
2007-10-02 04:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋