The BEST diet story ever!
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog... (DUHHHH) was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pock ets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. ( I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in the street licking my *** when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out .
2007-10-02 01:55:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
W/o a doubt, the very best one that I've heard in a while, & it really deserves more than just 1 star!
2007-10-02 06:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're going to make use of vitamin drugs you have to ensure they're FDA authorized and use them for handiest quick durations of time they don't seem to be intended for use long run. It's satisfactory to only have healthful riskless consuming conduct that you'll pass via for the leisure of your lifestyles. Diets and drugs are transitority the load comes again. It's good enough for an emergency like becoming right into a marriage ceremony robe or anything like that however no longer for a subculture. Many persons are underneath Dr. supervision and must be at the same time utilizing vitamin drugs.
2016-09-05 14:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to agree that it sounds like an excellent joke, but I think your dog might hate you for eating his food!
2007-10-02 02:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh. What a joke ! Never heard it earlier.
2007-10-02 02:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my answer is don't eat to fat and don't to much drink soda.
2007-10-02 02:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
was it a CRASH diet .lol
2007-10-02 02:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋