Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another patient asked, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"
;-) Just a little joke to make you smile.
2007-10-02 01:33:06 · 9 answers · asked by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well done...lol
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2007-10-02 01:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you another joke.
A man walks into a village. He finds that everyone is crazy. He tells everyone that they are crazy and they must do something about it. He finds the cause of their craziness, it's the water in the village well, it's polluted. But no one listens, instead they all say he is the crazy one and they all are sane. He walks away from the village and spends time on the mount nearby reflecting. After many days he returns to the village, drinks the water from the well and becomes one of them.
The moral of the story: Are the ones that God talks to crazy?
2007-10-02 10:37:49 · answer #2 · answered by Victor 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
rebel, hear those voices but don talk back unless it's a really really good conversation
2007-10-02 08:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
*Smirk*
Not unlike quite a few claims made by theists.
2007-10-02 20:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by Scott M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God has been in many cells, with Joseph, with Peter, with John, maybe it was him?
2007-10-02 08:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because we are the "chosen ones."
2007-10-02 08:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL... demons are alleric to haldol.
2007-10-02 08:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
..well..excuse me..what do you mean...
do you want to say that Isaiah, Daniel, Ezekiel, - the prophets of the Bible to whom God has talked and to whom God has shown up, were crazy?
I think ...rather the planet is crazy..but not them..
and those who say are napoleon ..are tempted by satan for their sin and lack of faith..
2007-10-02 08:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 8⤋
that was nice, LOL
2007-10-02 09:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋