He created the entire universe full of astrological signs he created the entire earth and all its inhabitants he sent you a messenger and saviour from a tribe of his people he sent you a book that outlines many prophecies, many that have come true and some that are coming true right before our eyes what other proofs are needed.
ohh whoops i forgot the universe began when nothing exploded into everything my mistake so sorry.
chris crocker should be sticking up for God cause all you people want is more more more more more.
2007-10-02 00:51:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
save lives well technically speaking he did the whole jesus thing its more about your spiritual life but people these days are to involved with physical things and beings but dont you worry yourself about that
2007-10-02 00:56:53 · update #1
Deke, Also .... silly? you change the name and that automatically changes all the things that have been done so if i rename a microwave to a sploodenbob will it no longer heat my food
2007-10-02 01:07:01 · update #2
The fact that you attribute these things to God does not mean the rest of us have to also.
>>He created the entire universe full
>>of astrological signs
This has to be one of the dumbest arguments for deity existence that I've heard in years. Have you even LOOKED at the groups of stars that make up the zodiac constellations? Would you honestly have looked at these blobs of stars and came up with the same 12 symbols for them? There is nothing divine about the fact that one culture decided to look at a group of 8 stars and said it looked like "A guy pouring water" or "two fish".
>> he created the entire earth and all its inhabitants
No he didn't. Read up on cosmology and biology.
>> he sent you a messenger and saviour from a
>>tribe of his people he sent you a book that outlines
>>many prophecies, many that have come true and some
>>that are coming true right before our eyes
Which religion is this? I know about 5 different ones that all say this same thing. And there's no reason why I should take your word over theirs.
>>ohh whoops i forgot the universe began when nothing
>>exploded into everything my mistake so sorry.
You're obviously clueless about cosmology, what the Big Bang model actually says, and the reasons behind it.
2007-10-02 00:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What else does Carrot Top have to do to get you to believe?
He created the entire universe full of astrological signs he created the entire earth and all its inhabitants he sent you a messenger and saviour from a tribe of his people he sent you a book that outlines many prophecies, many that have come true and some that are coming true right before our eyes what other proofs are needed.
ohh whoops i forgot the universe began when nothing exploded into everything my mistake so sorry.
chris crocker should be sticking up for Carrot Top cause all you people want is more more more more more.
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save lives well technically speaking he did the whole jesus thing its more about your spiritual life but people these days are to involved with physical things and beings but dont you worry yourself about that
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Listed above is your question, with every instance of the word "God" replaced with "Carrot Top".
Seem silly to you now? Yeah...me, too.
2007-10-02 08:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by bamidélé 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Re-edit the bible so the OT doesn't reveal a vengeful capricious tribal deity?
The observed universe fits into a non-theist model just as well as one with a deity, thank you, Paul's assertion in Romans 1 notwithstanding.
Just because he said it, "it ain't necesssarily so."
I love him making a mess of the "All Cretans are liars" paradox.
2007-10-02 08:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
save peoples lives and come on all the news channels around the world in the next 10 mins
2007-10-02 07:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhh...NO, he DIDN'T.
And if you're going to keep insisting your god is responsible for the universe, I suggest you come up with some better evidence than the self-refuting, superstitious ramblings of a bunch of goatherders from a Bronze Age backwater...
2007-10-02 07:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
what do the thousands of other gods made up throughout history have to do to get you to believe? Why don't you believe Zeus? Allah? Ahura Mazda?
Did you know that not knowing this makes christians seem incredibly unintelligent and narrow minded?
Did you know that your jesus is just a rehash of earlier, cooler gods?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm
http://www.near-death.com/experiences/origen
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa2.htm
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/jesus.html
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/
Did you know that the bible is a pretty horrible book?
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
http://www.evilbible.com/
2007-10-02 08:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god would have to come floating down in some sort of paranormal way and shake my hand for me to believe...
2007-10-02 08:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by ۞ Vixen ۞ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pipe down, chache.
2007-10-02 08:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋