This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. You can put them with my two male talking parrots. I taught them to read the bible and pray the rosary."
The lady brings over her parrots and puts them in the priest's cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" they say.
One male parrot looks over at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2007-10-02 00:50:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Parrot jokes are always good. hehehe
2007-10-02 00:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 6⤋
Hahaa! Star for the first laugh of the day!
Edit:
Wow 4 thumbs down!
I must have the trolls freaking OUT!
2007-10-02 01:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Wonderful!
Have a star
2007-10-02 01:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
LOL! Funny!
2007-10-02 03:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Have a star, thought it was funny
2007-10-02 02:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by stephen l 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Nice!
2007-10-02 01:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by NyNy 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Funny x
2007-10-02 00:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
V funny
2007-10-02 00:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by paul p 1 · 2⤊ 5⤋
ha ha ha ye ye real funny likin em jokes keep sendin thx
2007-10-02 01:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
honey, that ones been here around for several times!
2007-10-02 00:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 6⤊ 3⤋