If it is dry - add moist: if it is moisten - add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist.
Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
2007-10-02 00:48:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks keep them coming. lol
2007-10-02 00:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I would grown, but they are about my sort of level of humour.
Q: What did the moth say as it flew out of the window?
A: A moth (I'm off) gettit?
An Eskimo takes his car to a garage with oil and water pouring from the engine
Mechanic takes a look and says "looks like you've blown a seal mate"
Eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my moustache"
2007-10-02 00:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by Basra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Who has the most annoying football fan in the world....... the fan from Borussia Monchengladbach when he shouts ......
"GIVE US A "B" "
2007-10-02 00:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Paul W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you realize, at a stoplight, green skill pass, yellow skill supply up and purple skill supply up. properly with bananas its any incorrect way around. green skill supply up, yellow skill pass and purple skill the place the **** did you get that banana.
2016-11-07 01:04:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have been around a long time but still quite funny.
2007-10-02 02:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by stephen l 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no ,really bad jokes but keep trying
2007-10-02 00:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by sammycinnamon 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 ♥it.lol
2007-10-02 02:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
they're kinda funny... not totally, but kinda
2007-10-02 00:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't get the first one - but the other two are funny!
2007-10-02 00:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-02 02:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
babes not bad xxx i like short jokes xxx lol
2007-10-02 00:53:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋