A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Kalgoorlie , Western Australia and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
2007-10-01 21:48:56 · 12 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EDIT
NO Bopols I left Ethel and her mother for you, my treat.
2007-10-06 17:08:36 · update #1
LOL
2007-10-02 06:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by papars 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LO! yEAH!! Gotta stick by the Union Rules, boys!
Lucky for me am not a member (LO!)
2007-10-02 06:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So did you take Ethel?
2007-10-03 07:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one... really funny
2007-10-02 04:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by luv4vanilla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-02 04:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
H ahahaaa ,o nice one , dear papa.
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as kute as ever.;)
2007-10-03 04:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by heartywalk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke,but true.
2007-10-02 04:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true it hurts
2007-10-03 02:57:10 · answer #8 · answered by Guggi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-02 07:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by chicanaGirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-02 05:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-10-02 05:06:55 · answer #11 · answered by Ben 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋