1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still
be alive...
2007-10-01 21:48:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my 1st laugh of the day! thank you x
2007-10-01 21:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but I still got a laugh out of it 9/10
2007-10-01 22:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!!!!
Must tell my husband that one!
10/10 and a well deserved star for the laughs! *
2007-10-01 22:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats humorous :D because of the fact the 1st lady became the guy who she became having an affair with , and he or she became hiding interior the freezer so if she chanced on her she might have lived! stable one!
2016-10-05 23:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also my first laugh of the day, and much needed.
Have a star!
2007-10-01 22:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by cmcconnachie2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one - still an enjoyable joke!
2007-10-01 22:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Were they Blonde's by any chance.? Those oldies are the best thanks for the laugh and STAR
2007-10-01 22:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one made me n me mate laugh ta
2007-10-01 22:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic is always funny... LOL
2007-10-01 22:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-01 23:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋