She's in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, when he walks in.
She turns and says, "You have to make love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "Holy Smoke - this is my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all, on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken"
2007-10-01 21:42:02 · 8 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol yeah i know that one but its real funny lol
2007-10-01 21:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i would be upset. I don't like soft boiled eggs. actually i probably would be happy because after she explained we would have to do it again because i want mine hard boiled
2007-10-07 02:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're real MEAN, LOVE MACHINES!!! Down to the last click of the egg timer! (Lo!)
2007-10-02 06:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shucks!
2007-10-03 07:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh dang thats a good one rotflmao
2007-10-08 16:54:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well at least you got some!
2007-10-02 05:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ben 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahah
2007-10-02 08:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by melloncollie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be mad, she knows your dependable.
lol
2007-10-02 04:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by Superfly sister 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋