A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation.
A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice, but listen very, very closely, I will say this only one more time"
"Are...my...test...results...back?"
2007-10-01 19:05:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO...
that was so funny..
thanks for sharing..
2007-10-01 20:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by unity 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I first heard this in a brand new '79 Ford Truck.
I'd rather have return of truck, thank you.
Its like when people say its no crime to play golf on a Sunday
but the way some golfers play it's a crime. It is even worse for those who announce they are going to church but then on
the third hole of Sunday morning golf they hit a hole-in-one.
2007-10-06 21:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blonde butch dyke that wanted to have surgery to become a man.She asked the doc,I'd like to have an appendectomy to be a man.The doc replied no,that's when you have your appendix taken out.Oh,the blonde butch dyke replied"Oh,i know it's an addadicktome operation,right doc.
2007-10-05 19:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmbo=D….I am a nurse and that was just to darn funny!!
Thanks for a great lol:)With a great big star for you!
Rags37:):)
2007-10-02 11:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God thats funny again a star for you.
P.S. From city boy in redneck hick town :-)
2007-10-03 00:00:01 · answer #5 · answered by v8cougar68 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if that would actually work, anyway I liked it 8/10
2007-10-02 05:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really funny thanx for the laugh
2007-10-02 09:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
makes me glad to think i'll never be a man recovering from an op! hehe
2007-10-02 08:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by melloncollie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehehehehehehe i love that joke thank u for refeshing my memory of it. lmfao lol lol
2007-10-02 04:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-10-02 07:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by chicanaGirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep 'em coming and thanks for the laugh. They are all good jokes!
2007-10-02 10:52:01 · answer #11 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋