Politicians And Alligators?

Question

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.

The quite smaller one turned to the quite bigger one and said, "I jes can't unnerstand hows you kin be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"

"Politicians - same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the old swamp near The parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. Ya see, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but a backside and a briefcase."

Answer 1

I enjoy your jokes so much!! They always make me laugh, leaving me with a big smile on my face:):)

Here is a star for you to go with my smiling face, and a good laugh=D

Thanks
Rags37:):)

Answer 2

This funny but the sad part is that its true 9/10

Answer 3

Sounds like must be dem Louisiana politicians!!

Am I right DE?

VERY VERY FUNNY. A must copy!

nfd♥

Answer 4

lmfao tff wtg again hun. star for u

Answer 5

hahahaha... if only i knew the email adds for those polite-ticians

Answer 6

really funny

Answer 7

where do you come up with this stuff----awesome

Answer 8

Another good joke. Thanks for the laugh!