A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?"! he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina
is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I'm sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you." "I don't even know your name?"
"Tonto... Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Tex."
2007-10-01 19:00:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Portsidepat.
If you don't have an e-mail address or a 360 available, I can't answer your questions.
2007-10-01 19:44:12 · update #1
Another good joke. Keep 'em coming! They always make me laugh!
2007-10-02 03:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's still good 10/10
2007-10-02 05:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad I'm Cherokee now!
2007-10-06 15:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B C----you have some of the best jokes I've read. what is your source?
2007-10-02 02:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can post this one as many times as u like hun, i laugh every time i read it. muah!
2007-10-02 04:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one continue your job keep laughing us
2007-10-02 09:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think i've heard it before but, it's still really funny! :D happy i heard it again really - i had nearly forgot it - thanks for reminding me :)
2007-10-02 02:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by xSublimeSorrowx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what does that mean? :(
2007-10-04 05:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋