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2007-10-01 17:43:19 · 8 answers · asked by Kat 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he felt like crossing the damn road! He never knew he'd be the subject of countless investigative reports.
2007-10-01 18:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by My Name Is Ken 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
...Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done . (george w. bush)
... That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference. (albert einstein)
...Did the chicken cross the road? If he crossed the road certainly he had no reason to as a chicken as it would mean expending more effort than the food he would find on the other side could provide the energy for. If he crossed the road.... that can only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain- if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken. *looks pensive, then checks Captain*.(mr. spock)
... Jack Sheppard: I don't know, maybe the chicken was just moving in that direction. Why does it have to mean anything that it crossed the road?
John Locke: The Island demanded that the chicken cross at that moment.
Sawyer: Why are you so interested in the damn chicken, Colonel Sanders? Tired of mangos?
Sayid, calmly: I know more about chickens and the use of them crossing roads than I care to remember. I don't know what is more disturbing. The fact that that chicken has crossed the road, or that it has only three toes.
Early Shannon: Ohmygod Boone, why should we care if the chicken crossed the road or not? It has nothing to do with us.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Dude, did you see a chicken come this way?(cast of lost)
... The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken. (malcom x)
...How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster? (bob dylan)
..."Don't know why the chicken decided to cross the road alone."(norah jones)
..."Listen as the chicken crosses the road's great divide. The joke is its companion and that chicken won't be denied!"(sara mclachlan)
..."The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow." (coldplay)
2007-10-02 01:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To get in line to buy Halo 3
2007-10-02 01:00:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it wanted a change of scenery.
2007-10-02 05:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because something chased the chicken..
2007-10-02 05:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by shrebee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was too far to walk around.
2007-10-02 02:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Howard H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was too lazy to use the overhead bridge. :D
2007-10-02 02:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by dinOgaL(: 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because there was KFC on its side.hehe..
2007-10-02 04:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by jpirathaj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋