4 guys were playing gulf.
one guy named "Mark"
had a phone call so it was a girl mark put it on speaker
she asked "Honey i saw our dream car but its $560,000 should i buy it?
he said:"Sure!" she ask: "Ok! i saw our dream house but its $800,820 should we buy it?"
HE said:"Any price doesn't matter buy whatever ya WANT!!"
She: "ok! i saw our dream cat and dog i cost 1million bucks,so i can buy it now!!!!!"
HE:"Bye" he hang up.all of his friends were really surprized!
then he finnally said:"Ok who's phone does this belong to?"
Get it? it wasn't his phone!!!!
A little boy was at the beach he asked his mom why were the things the other woman have bigger than hers? she said it was because there were sillier than her!
then he asked why the things dad has was smaller than the men here? she said it was because there were dumber than him!
few minutes later he told his mom that "Dad was talking to the silliest woman and his getting dumber and dumber by the time!"
2007-10-01 16:26:39 · 7 answers · asked by Maboroshi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the phone call
"hello?"
"Yes daddy?"
dad:"hello? hunny? is mommy home?"
lil girl: "yes shes up stairs with uncle Jonny"
dad:"uncle jonny?" "we don't have an uncle jonny!"
lil girl: "oh yes we do! he is up stairs with mommy!"
dad:"ok hunny go and tell mommy that daddy is in the driveway ok?"
lil girl:"ok!!"
the lil girl did that.
dad:"so??"
lil girl:"Well mom got up with nothing on but the ring and ran around till she slipped and fell and she isn't moving at all!!!" "Uncle Jonny drowned in the pool he didn't know that it was 8ft-16ft deep!"
after a long pause
dad:" HUH?!" "wait is this 450-3482??"
funny?????
like it?
2007-10-01 16:53:10 · update #1
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Funny! hahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Nice joke!
2007-10-01 20:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...love the second one....first ones ok....here's one for you
MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know and brighten their day - and when we have real trouble - it's HISterectomy.
CHeeRioS
2007-10-01 16:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA....
ROTFL(roling on the floor laughing!!!!!)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehe
OMG! ok u deserve a star!!! haha hehe
2007-10-01 16:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by animals_r_cute!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one: "Daddy's getting dumber and dumber....".
2007-10-01 22:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2007-10-02 09:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...good ones...thanks for sharing
2007-10-01 16:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! i give you star! *!
2007-10-01 16:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋