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I want to be remembered as someone who had a heart full of love, made a difference in the world and whose soul is now free to join the infinite Source.

Then I want to be buried directly in the ground, no embalming, no coffin, no burning of fossil fuels to cremate me. I want to give my body back to the earth to nourish the soil.

I would also prefer that my loved ones had a celebration to remember me and to let me go.

2007-10-01 16:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by magicalpossibilities 5 · 2 0

I'd rather that speakers focus on my life, rather than speculate on my death. However, if anyone actually understands my beliefs, a few humorous comments would be appropriate.

I want a reading from Johnny and the Dead by Terry Pratchett. And someone needs to show up dressed as Death.

2007-10-01 23:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by KC 7 · 0 0

I don't want a funeral. Everyone who knows me, already knows my feelings about death. I have prepared personal letters to be given to each of my friends and family in the event of my demise. I think this is much more meaningful than wasting a lot of money on an embalming, funeral parlor, casket, hearse, and headstone.

2007-10-01 23:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

First, I don't want a funeral, I want a celebration party. Those who choose to celebrate my life can do so, those who are happy I'm gone won't have to fake being sad.

I'm an atheist. That's how I want to be described. Technically I suppose I'm an agnostic, because I know that logically you can't prove a universal negative, but few comprehend the difference and I'm not quibbling over what I consider a miniscule possibility.

2007-10-01 23:29:44 · answer #4 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 4 1

Don't care. Don't care what kind of service, or, even, what they do with the body. They can stuff it and use it as a planter for all I care...I'll be done with it, and either in oblivion, or somewhere else...and in either case, I don't care what anyone does at my funeral.

Hell, the only reason I'll sort of be there, is, i don't know of any way to get out of attending.

2007-10-01 23:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1 0

Granted I'm not real thrilled with what the do in the other option either, but anymore I'm leaning more away from burial and funeral...

2007-10-01 23:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I am planning to DEMAND that formal dress wear and total drunkenness will be strictly observed.... That done, nothing else matters to me at all.

( FYI - The first rehearsal for the funeral will be held next Tuesday. Those interested in attending should contact my secretary through the main office.)

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2007-10-01 23:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rationalist

2007-10-01 23:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Win Noble 3 · 1 0

I want a Chicago funeral; throw me out of a moving car and let the city pick up the tab.

2007-10-01 23:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 5 1

I could care less what they say because I will be dead!! Why would I care?..LOL
Now if I HAD to choose something i would have them talk about my life. Not my afterlife. funerals are not for the dead, they are so that the people left behind can grieve in a healthy way...the end

2007-10-01 23:30:37 · answer #10 · answered by hdy 3 · 4 1

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