and ask the barman " Have you seen my brother ?
The barman replies i don't think so,
what does he look like?
A man was in the park,when a woman approached him & asked "Does you'r dog bite?
No he replied,
as she lent forward to stroke the dog,it jumped up & bit her hand, "i thought you said you'r dog doesn't bite" she remarked.
"It doesn't" he replied, Thats not my dog.
A message that was sent to me on my mobile :-
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2007-10-01 15:18:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like your warped sense of humor. All of these jokes made me laugh. You must be a fun person to be with.!
2007-10-01 17:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats one calm woman that can make a remark after a dogs just savaged her hand. If it were me it would be more like "Ow! Mother F&*$£"!" then I'd throw the wise *** guy in the dogs path and run like hell.
I liked the text one, didn't get the penguin one at first, I just imagined it to be an all penguin bar:)
2007-10-01 15:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by scyther_maverick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 03:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im off to bed now and your question cauht my eye...thanks for the chuckle before bed..lol
the best text i got sent recently was.
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youve won the weight of your penis in sweets.
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nite
chuckle chuckle...
2007-10-01 15:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the biting dog.
2007-10-01 15:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by butch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! The only one I understood is the text message one, but it's pretty funny.
2007-10-01 15:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.lol
2007-10-01 16:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha ha
2007-10-01 20:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-01 23:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-10-01 15:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋