2007-10-01 15:02:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sweety, let me tell, marriage isn't all that its cracked up to be. Just shack up with the banjo. You will both be happier!
2007-10-01 15:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you can in some corner of the universe...did you see the movie deliverance...bet that guy there had the same notion about his instrument. Maybe you two should get together. Doh! Sorry...forgot..fiction vs reality. You were asking a serious question about your banjo and I poked fun at you. Sorry...say...if you cheat on your banjo would it be called an extra-instra-marital affair? AHAhahahaha! Geddit? Whew! Ya'll have fun now ya heah? ~J~
2007-10-02 12:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a pastor, I'd first want to ask - is it a four-string banjo, or a five-string banjo? There are some obstacles if you're expecting more out of a relationship than your partner can give.
Thios was a good funny!
2007-10-01 22:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by brother_roger_osl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a great title for a country music song.
2007-10-01 22:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it doesn't really love you. It loves that 86 year old bluegrass musician. We've been patient with your lovesick meanderings for a while now, but it's time to move on. My mother has a nice bagpipes she wants to set you up with.
2007-10-01 22:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As far as I am concerned you can marry your banjo.
Just do not expect the world to recognize the marriage.
Unless of course you can wright, produce, play, sing and, sell
a couple million albums.
2007-10-01 22:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by bobalo9 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well if a man can marry a man nowadays i guess you could shack up with just about anything!!!
2007-10-01 22:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by anissia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clawfingering is a perversion unto the lord! *Gasps*
2007-10-01 22:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol... it's ironic because the adopt-a-highway signs on my freeways say "Atheists United" on them...
2007-10-01 22:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please take your trash out of this category, and put it where the sun don't shine. Take it where a "drum riff" is expected when someone posts something like this, like "Jokes & Riddles."
Have a blessed day.
2007-10-01 23:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋