An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long drive on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
2007-10-01 14:49:06 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you made that yourself, you are a genius. If not, you are generous.
2007-10-01 18:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget Garbage in Garbage out. Kinda sounds like a recycling program. Or windows not just for shopping anymore.
2007-10-01 21:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good riddle. I never knew how "computer terms" can relate in real life
2007-10-01 21:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by xboxxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-01 21:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by James Taylor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice
2007-10-01 22:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by me, myself, and I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-10-01 22:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i was watching t.v
2007-10-01 21:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD LOL.
2007-10-01 22:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE!!!!
2007-10-01 22:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋