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if you try to fail and succeed which have you done/???





how many animals of each did moses put on the ark??


iof you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat how do u get out??

2007-10-01 14:41:58 · 12 answers · asked by Tor 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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succeeded at failure...lol
Moses wasn't on the ark! :D
Unlock the door!

2007-10-01 14:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by Reba W 4 · 1 0

1. Just a thought, but it appears as though you've succeeded at failure. If you achieve your objective, then your endeavor is a success. So, it sounds like you managed to pull off screwing up. Congratulations! You could learn a few things from me, BTW. Not to brag or anything, but I can screw up without even making it a goal. Just lucky, I guess.

People seem to be having trouble understanding this one, so let's play it out with an example.

Let's say...I'm taking a class in auto repair, at the urging of my boyfriend. But I'm sick of the guy and want out of the relationship, and don't give a hoot about repairing cars, so I've decided to leave the class. Only graceful way out, however, is to screw up the mid-term, so that's what I decide to do: Fail the exam.

I take the exam, get my score and it's a big fat F. Hooray!

Here's what happened. I did exactly what I wanted to do: fail the exam. I set out to fail and BINGO! I did.

"If you try to fail AND succeed what have you done?"

I tried to fail, and succeeded. Put another way, I succeeded at failing (in this case, the exam).

Some people are apparently reading the question as, "If you try to fail, BUT you mess that up and succeed anyway, what have you done?"

In that case, you would have screwed up in your attempt at failure.

But the Q is "If you try to fail AND succeed..."

You have to read the unspoken part. The long version would be:
"If you try to fail, and you succeed at trying to fail, what have you done?"



2. moses didn't put any animals on the ark




3. three strikes and your out



the first person said go out the door, and everybody copied, and IT WAS WRONG! hahhahahahhahahahhaaha that's what you get for copying. hahahahahhaa

2007-10-01 15:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1. you succeeded

2. 0 moses didn't have an ark Noah did, silly

3. if you re inside why dint you just unlock the car door?

2007-10-01 14:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by . 2 · 0 0

1. u hav suceed or u suceeded at failing idk...
2. 2 femal and male
3. opening the door or if its locked breakin a wwindow nd gettin da f*** outta there

2007-10-01 15:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0 0

Failed
None, Noah filled the ark
Unlock the doors,,

2007-10-01 14:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by luv4vanilla 3 · 0 0

1) you have succeeded at failing

2) moses didn't have an ark

3) you open the door and get out.

2007-10-01 15:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

One: succeed in failure (LOL)

Two: none, he wasn't on the ark (Duh)

Three: unlock the door (So Easy)

Those were good riddles :)

2007-10-01 14:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by xboxxy 2 · 1 0

you succeed at failing

none, noah had two of each though

unlock the door

2007-10-01 14:51:35 · answer #8 · answered by Curly 3 · 1 0

succeded at failure.
it was noah's ark, not moses'
unlock the doors from the inside.

2007-10-01 14:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Steve 7 · 1 0

1] You do both.


2]2



3]smash the window


Wow

2007-10-01 14:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Amyy____x3 2 · 0 1

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